mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

me: fuck men. stupid useless-ass crea-
me: *sees average boy*
me: oooooooooo
Teacher: say something about yourself
Me:
Teacher:
Me: I'm 1d as fuck
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: ME TOO BITCH THE FUCK